The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
