Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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