Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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