I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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