No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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