Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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