she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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