Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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