That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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