I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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