Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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