I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I love you.
Bad choice
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