There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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