just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Shame is for Republicans.
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