I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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