We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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