I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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