Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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