Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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