C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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