all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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