Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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