She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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