We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My balls are so social today.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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