your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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