Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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