What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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