On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Is it because I queefed?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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