What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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