i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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