i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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