quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if only i could text you this smell
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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