we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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