I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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