Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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