Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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