Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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