Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
