on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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