You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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