you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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