Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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