if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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