some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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