this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have fence marks all over my body
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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