There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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