you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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