I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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