He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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