Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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