Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
did i just pee glitter
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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