Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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