my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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