I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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