But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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