I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
What a dumb baby whore.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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