Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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