Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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