So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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