why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
