I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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